Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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