are you still at the devil's house?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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