Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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