That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
