Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
