It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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