dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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