Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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