Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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