Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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