thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Can I color on your dick again?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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