Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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