Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
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