Buhtt sex?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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