Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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