he shaved USA in his pubs
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I will pee on everything he values.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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