watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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