Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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