What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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