Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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