Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
and she was petting her beer can
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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