i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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