But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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