White coat. Heels.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
