i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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