Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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