tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
two words: eviction party
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
