honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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