you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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