That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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