No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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