i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Randomize
