If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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