So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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