Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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