I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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