Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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