Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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