oh god the rape fog is back!
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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