Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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