I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
My day in three words: secret purse cake
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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