rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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