You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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