I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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