So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
then he tried to convert me to islam
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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