If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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