just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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