My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
