Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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