But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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