Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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