i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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