I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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